To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use.
These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too.
I'm new in town - could I have the directions to your house please?
) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. I'm like chocolate pudding - I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?
Inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart...
Then you break, and grab me passionately, kissing hard rubbing yourself against my hand Her: then.. kissing you all over, slowly..enjoying every millimeter of you..(sorry for my spelling 🙂 ) Me: So, what are you thinking now? To feel the pleasure, to feel the satisfaction of my temporary loss of control a loss of control that only you can create (in reality, I’d cum inside you, but this is imagination so I’m gonna be a bit wilder, ok?
You are leaning over the sofa I spend a little while admiring your figure I like to enjoy the visual image of you, with your long legs, firm butt, and the curve in your lower back I run my hand down your legs, from the hip to your ankles then back up again I’m thinking “I want this girl” Her: as I am longing for your skin, body.. I’m going to let you draw me into orgasm You start pushing into me with every thrust Biting my shoulder, scratching my back instinctively trying to make me cum.
You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now.
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.