Sara jean underwood dating ryan seacrest

Peel behind her curtain of 32c’s though and it’s a different story.Underwood’s got a lot going on below the surface that you might not know.

I can tell you the depth and fucking proportion of her clit to labia ratio….

I’ve seen her tits pre implants, post implants…she’s all over the fucking place…yet she plays up her social media…likes she’s not a fucking nude model turned TV host on a show that is barely on TV…so it barely fucking counts as being a host…

Like Sasha Grey not sucking dick, then not sucking dick….modeling naked…then being coy and playful about it…against the fucking rules… No idea what these are for…I just know that people love Sara Jean Underwood….which is insanity because she’s really fucking low level…but I guess she’s got naked for money before…which is a redeeming quality as far as I am concerned…especially for women so hungry to be famous…that they fake date Ryan Seacrest and agree to host G4 TV bullshit pretending to be into nerd shit…in hopes of it being a stepping stone…when all it really means is that for the rest of time she’ll be that obscure girl in costume signing autographs at the various comic events around America….which I guess is a pretty huge achievement for a girl everyone just assumed was gonna become a stripper.that’s all she was skilled to do…

Here she is posing in her panties..showing off wrinkles around her eyes…cuz she’s not 19 anymore…but still stripping for cameras…like a good girl…good girl.

She’s dated the most robotic Dick Clark close with a a lot of reach.

She hosted a show that catered to loser nerds who could jerk off to her naked pics while planning their weddings, or sculpting her vagina replica with their model paste leaving her few options to stay relevant and matter…so that’s gotta be why this Sara Underwood trash is feeding a Squirrel what looks like a Mc Donald’s fry…Get the PETA motherfuckers mad…make some noise…that’s what It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..

I don’t know why Sara Jean Underwood has decided to make a comeback…but she’s doing it aggressively.

She disappeared for what must be 5 years, and the people who were jerking off to her when she was the 18 year old Playboy Playmate of the year, moved onto the hundreds of thousands of other girls who are just as hot if not hotter than her, but the nerds who fell in love with her when she was trying to go legit as a host of G4TV, the only show on TV that featured this site as a credible news source, proving they were doomed in terms of journalism from the start…just never gave up on her fake tits, that have been tainted by Ryan Seacrest, but likely purchased by Ryan Seacrest, when she spent those 5 months as one of his hookers…because in the event you don’t know Seacrest, motherfucker loves stupid clown tits…

📸 by @stevebitanga 👙 from @teenyb_bikinis A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Rained in here in Thailand, so I treated myself to a spa day 💆🏼. I'm more of a giver personally 😏 📸 by @stevebitanga A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on For a Playboy short, there’s a terribly lack of nudity. However, if your name if Ryan Seacrest, you once did have a chance. Research tells me Martinez sells insurance in Colorado. It’s really not clear what Sara Underwood’s talents are, but she’s doing well for herself. Actually, it’s not really obvious, besides Patreon, how else she makes money.

This must’ve been when Playboy made that horrible decision to do away with nudity in their magazines (which they’ve wisely brought back). The link is obvs NSFW, it’s straight from Porn Hub, but you’re not gonna care. Then, take out her co-instructor’s split, Udemy’s split, Underwood isn’t clearing that much. Underwood travels around to exotic places, poses in bikinis and she’s 33 but looks like she’s 21. Hopefully, her fans stick around with her until they’re all old and invalids.

If anything we should hate her and her fake tits for turning her back on nude modeling to go mainstream….she’s a fucking traitor…and should be shot…in her fake titties…so they pop…cuz she doesn’t deserve them anymore…has misused them and their fake titty powers….right?


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