Free text role play chat - Pdating

Let's get filthy with some more dirty pick up lines! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

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The countdown is on to the completion of dirty pick up lines! Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.93.

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.

Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

(When someone clears their throat) Do you have a frog in your throat?

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines! Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.

I could hear your c*ck talking and it just told me to blow you.... Dirty pick up lines are for all year - even holidays! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

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