I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?
Inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart...
To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use.
These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too.
Below is a listing of commonly used chat slang and typo's and their proper English meaning.
When chatting or typing anything on the Internet, unless you're talking to another user who uses chat slang we highly suggest you type out the full words and always try to use proper capitalization and punctuation.
Although this may take more time to type it saves time for all the other users reading it.
One exception to this rule is users using text messaging or any messaging services sent over cell phones or other devices that do not have their own keyboard.I for one would instantly propose to the girl who came up and asked me 'How many camels can I buy you for? If for some reason a chat up line hasn't worked, please comment below and we'll either fix it or give you a brand new one totally free - that's the bona fide Hexjam guarantee. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! You’re so lovely - you make me want to go out and get a job. You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous. Keep it quiet - but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes. Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty.