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Socially More about me: I was born a humble barn cat and was adopted by a nice family. Looking for that special someone who doesn’t mind a farm boy-turned-gentleman, who also chews his toes and loves his mom. I’m willing to give anyone a chance, but if you’re not interested in bathing me while I sunbathe, giving me dibs on all incoming boxes and letting me go in the fresh litter box first, DO NOT APPLY. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries.

13-year-old female Seeking a nap Spay/Neuter status: SPAYED Body type: Ample Breed: I don’t want to breed. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

You are much better off speaking your mind, as that will significantly increase your chances of finding a reader who will relate and agree with what you say.

London-based comedy writer Aaron Giles, 28, allowed Google's autocomplete feature to fill out his online dating profile with hilarious results.

I started dating in the ’80s and settled down with my husband in the early 1990s.

You don't want to go on a thousand coffee dates to find someone whom you can snuggle up with on the couch.

You're actually looking for someone who excites you on multiple levels: intellectual, emotional, sexual.

Needless to say, I never had the opportunity to join the world of computer dating.

However, now that there’s every sort of dating site imaginable, it’s fun to watch friends dip their toes in the online dating pool and even find lifelong partners. This one of the top complaints I hear from women when it comes to online dating.Taking the time to write a good profile will help you increase your odds of getting a match who is right for you, and having a great first date.the Berkeley Beard, anal-retentive chinstrap or Flavr Savr), high maintenance egos, military men/law enforcement, and guys who spend more than an hour a day at a gym.” The above writing style is not for everyone, and you might consider it to be too harsh and not reflecting of who you are. I am interested in smart asses and challenging repartee. Obviously, there are many ways to write a great dating profile, and the above was just one of the. Don't be afraid to include a few details on what you know doesn't work to show you mean business and want to find the right match for you. Maybe that's emotional maturity, communication skills, or a deep interest in sex. She coaches single people on how to transform their relationships with themselves to be okay with being on their own--and be open to a great relationship too.

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  1. Your picture is the first thing a man sees so it had better be good if you want him to notice you.

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