LT | Feb 16, 2005 hey thats the perfect example as to why americans make bad tourist.They need more lessons in cross cultural behavior!!!Hopefully you won't have to put into it any effort and it won't cost you anything.
Americans suck | Jun 20, 2005 This guy doesn't know the ABC's about Hungarian women, must have got lucky with 70 yr old and blabbering like an idiot!!!
Listening to this advise you ain't gonna get nothing, you'll end-up 'choking your own chicken' - like he does.
Ask the man next to you which wine has been his favorite so far.
What you want is someone to hang with near where you live. Having a friend who lives an hour's drive away will mean you won't see them as much as the person who lives closer. That means your local coffee shop, the local branch of the public library, they local chapter of the Sierra Club, or the local college that offers evening courses.
She recieves daily faxes from suitors the world over and she knows the exact opening hours and addresses of the Chinese restaurants that serve imported lobster Szechuan style, which goes extremely well with a light, yet fruity French white wine, slightly chilled, and remember to tip the waiter 10%. You are different than all the nice smelling young men she's known. Nor has she been busted for possession by the same cop in Alabama, dropped out of the same University, belonged to your voodoo cult, nor ever watched The Brady Bunch. You can't tell a Hungarian girl that you are a tourist. And while the local Joe gets to home after two dates, you will have to wait longer. You will have to compose yourself with a lot more chilvalry and charm than Western girls demand. You compliment her looks, her clothes, ask attentively about her day at work. At the same time, all this hoopla is designed to get you a few old fashioned rewards.
You have to come up with something more permanent, like environmental protection engineer or journalist (a perennial favorite around our office.) You will also need a suit of clothes that could not possibly have ever seen the inside of a backpack, and a real pair of shoes. The waiting period is to see if you are "serious." That means that you are either staying in Hungary long term, or you are really, really rich. You will open doors for your date, but you will always enter a restaurant or bar first. You are expected to be a gentleman, and gentlemen are not expected to do their own laundry.
You must be writing this in pain of blue balls, as you couldn't get laid by a Hungarian girl.
So, get yourself a great and real American girl (obviously that's what you must like) and get laid.
Go out with a girlfriend and ask the man at the table next to you what he's eating that looks so good. Men have to eat and unless their mom still cooks for them, they have to buy food around dinnertime. If the casino is attached to a hotel, sit at the bar with a friend and start talking with men who come in for a drink or dinner. Whew, you can just feel the testosterone in those stadiums! Men will often go have a drink at the bar while listening to the group that is playing. The very best place to meet men is at an online dating site. I think once you focus on it, you'll find available men are everywhere.
This is the perfect time to ask them for help picking out the tool for your project around the house. Hang out near the roulette table and be his lucky charm. Remember when everyone was single and available back then? Send interesting men winks or favor them and see what happens! Start writing a list of places in your area to meet men and a few things to say to start the conversation flowing.
Go to Venezuela or Colombia where the women are just as beautiful (arguably even hotter), more friendly and happy, and are simply more pleasant to be around. They are unromantic and crashing bores who need a lesson in courtesy (flowers. The 'author' has penis envy in relation to Hungarian men because they learn the tricks at an early age, and he resents Hunagrian women because they are more sophisticated than he has ever seen women before and they choose lobster over a Mc Donalds before they are even prepared to talk to him.