turns out, I was now single, very horny and up for anything. I got there and, to my surprise, was presented with a plate of marmite toast fingers.
I don't like marmite and, after being promised a gourmet feast, was starving.
I asked for a trim but, somehow, this translated as her practically scalping me.
My boyfriend arrived to find me hiding under my desk, sobbing and refusing to come out...""A girl down my corridor told me she was sorry me and my boyfriend had split up.
When asked why their dates were so disastrous, 41 per cent claimed it was because they were nervous, while 30 per cent said that their confidence was low and a further 22 per cent blamed their clumsiness for their bad luck in love.
Nearly three quarters (67 per cent) of Brits said they wished they were better at dating, with almost one in two (19 per cent) admitting that a potential partner has left halfway through a date because of something they had messed up.'Meeting someone new for the first time, hoping you've got enough to talk about and choosing what to wear are just some of the things that can make us feel anxious, often resulting in us having misadventures we wouldn't ordinarily have.'With 67 per cent of people claiming to be 'dating disasters' and one in 20 ending up in accident and emergency after a minor mishap, it's clear our minds are preoccupied in trying to impress the other person.'Competition is fierce too, adding further to the pressure, as new online dating apps are increasingly introduced to the market.
We all have stories from our dating pasts that are fun to tell now, but weren’t exactly fun to live in the moment. So, we decided to put a call out for some of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) dating stories the Internet had to share.
And we came up with some doozies, alongside a few links to stories that are already out there, but were too good to miss. And feel free to share if you’ve got a story that can beat all of these!
Major cringe.""We went to the cinema together and, as the titles began to roll, he whispered that he'd be back in a minute. ""I went to a party dressed as the pink Power Ranger and met a guy, dressed as Batman, who I hit it off with immediately. but as I went to remove my mask, he stopped me, telling me I was ruining his fantasy.
Two and a half hours later, amidst the whispering gossips around me, he returned to watch the end credits. I swiftly made my excuses...""I'm really shy, so when I met a hot guy in my lecture, I had no idea how to talk to him. My back seat is big enough for two...' What a creep!
Confused, I told her she was mistaken and asked who had said it.